February 2011
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“Don’t throw hard things at us, alright? If Sara gets hurt, she’ll just leave.”
– Tegan (via teganandsaravsfans)
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Sara's Wisdom Teeth Story
Sara: Anyone come to the in-store today? It was fun! Wasn't it?
[Crowd cheers]
Tegan: It was fun. One person had fun.
Sara: Yeah. It wasn't the worst thing that you've ever done, like that one time you had your wisdom teeth removed and you were broke and you didn't have enough money to get that thing where they put you down--I mean put under...and so you take the deal where they just give you the needle for eight hundred bucks and you think, "how bad can it be? It's just teeth" and the dentist tells you, "Just bring a Walkman so you don't get stressed out by the noise," and so you bring your Discman and bring your favorite U2 record and as soon as you get into the office, you realize you made a grave mistake and they start giving you needles and you're already crying and then they leave and everyone's talking in French and then your neck starts to feel numb and you can't swallow and you realize that there's a build up of saliva and you feel upset and you wish that you didn't have to do it and and then now you're like, "why did I bring this U2 record? Now I'm never going to be able to listen to this fucking CD ever again," and then your dentist comes in and he says, "it's only going to be seven and a half minutes," and then he starts looking at the x-rays and you hear the word 'impacted' like ten times and they start doing the first one and it comes out really easy and you think, "this isn't going to be that bad, why did you start worrying?" and then they start working on the other three that are 'impacted' then they are drilling and they are crunching and using these plier things to rip out the pieces out of your face and it's so violent that your headphones fall off your ears and you can't hear the U2 song anymore, you're just hoping they'll stop the stupid fucking CD from playing and then you're crying and there's blood flying onto the dentist's mask and you're like, "is that my blood?" and---
Tegan: [laughing] The in-store wasn't THAT bad.
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I bet if I took any of you on a date, you would...
Sara: I'm not dating anyone, but I occasionally go on dates and--
Audience: WOOOO!
Sara: People...are filthy, and they do not know how to work for it. I bet if I took any of you on a date, you would work for it.
Audience: *applause*
Sara: That's awkward. I kinda like how the lights illuminated every face in the place just now, like "Take your pick!"
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blackzinfandel:
.. and if i really love the person that i was sleeping with, i can’t wait for them to get the fuck out of the bed. i’m like: “get out of the bed”. and as soon as they’re out of the bed, i’m like “i love my bed, i love my bed”..
..and tegan’s like “I wanna spoon for hundred hours!”
/Sara Quin
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